DIVERSION – Self Improvement
16 December 2007
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Current Mood: 
I’m confused…is this your real ‘Dear Santa,’ Wish List? If you really want your balls back, they’re hanging from a tree til the 31st. A tree. I’m not gonna tell you which one. Better keep your eyes peeled. They aren’t necessarily low-hanging.
I don’t know that I like female genitalia being referred to as a “scabbard.” That makes it sound…scabby. Ew!