Let’s Kill Uncle
22 October 2006
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Current Mood: 
nostalgic
I’ve been seeing lots of friends lately, which is great.
When those stranger contacted me about my short pecker, I directed them to you. I was trying to keep that private, but now you’ve let the cat out of the bag *mew* that you’re communicating with them. Once you sign up, I get that discount for my enhancement operation so hurry up.
Button-fly. It’s a myth that you have to undo the buttons one at a time. Pull out and down in one swift motion. I tell you because it’s not only great when you need to reach the contents behind the buttons
, but when you need to pee.
I should also mention that you conquered a couple of things last week – sitting in the Vietnamese restaurant while we ate (where’s the bathroom btw?) and LTB. Nuff said.