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guitars, music, This Charming Band
You are becoming a lesbian. Jared already is one. And I mean that with love. 🙂
hey, remember that time i came back from the bathroom and immediately gave you a shoulder massage cause you were so stressed out?
i pissed all over my hands and didn’t wash them right before that.
fucking owned :]
It did not stand out to me that you’d used those two particular words and I must admit, that now, I’m feeling a bit violated Ben.
There is a woman at work on this floor who always waits til the last minute to pee. She rushes in, pees without use of a seat cover and rushes out without washing her hands. She is so fast, I can’t even identify her by an under the stall shoe glance. I’m amazed she even has time to work around her panties to pee. Mark my words, I will find her and not only place some seat covers on her chair at work, but leave a Costco size bottle of hand sanitizer on her desk.
Oh and I once caught a flight from Chicago to Oakland and one of the music channels was nothing but Sarah McLachlan meaning I cried the entire flight back. Well, there were other factors, but still, “I Love You” is a song that touches a heartbroken soul. On the Nano this morning, “Possession” played right after Love and Rocket’s “So Alive” and before Moz’s heavenly “The Never Played Symphonies”.