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music, This Charming Band
Drunken mountain of a woman she was. Timber!!! You mean you miss Edgar crouched behind you in the corner of the stage? So cute!
Let’s discuss post-show events. You were Nick circa March 2007. Then you made friends with wallflowers. Got run over by some sort of cable car. And struggled to take a normal photo with me. All reasons why I don’t makeout with you onstage. Learn to cock block Teddy!
“Ram the charge into the breach!”
“The pick doesn’t always cause a spark.”
“Wet spot?!?” oh….”Wet sponge.” Wait, that’s not any better.
That Sutter guy was so malnourished he only had one eyebrow.
I am never going to be allowed into a fort again. 1) Because when I go with you, we sneak in the back entrance and don’t pay And 2) I giggle at everything that could be construed as dirty.
You know Edgar would not have stood for that shit. And can I just say that I am amazed at how well those wall pictures turned out? I actually look happier in those pics than I do in pics with actual people.
As far as the fort goes, we were totally on the fife band’s guest list. And I can only imagine all the elementary school field trips that come to that place… I bet you’re the first person to make a “wet spot” joke there. I’m sure our forefathers would be proud.
P.S. Cock-blocking would be much easier if you wouldn’t wear this shirt everywhere!
I am fairly certain we don’t have the same forefathers.
*raises hand* I will get the Wooly Willy tattoo. And you have to be there. 🙂