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How many times have I told you how silly you look when you try to yawn with your mouth closed?! Even your eyes get squinty and you look totally grossed out by the person who you are sitting across from (usally me when I have to experience this). In closing… cover your open mouth with your hand…
The other day I had the line:
There is a girl in New York City
Who calls herself the human trampoline
And sometimes when I’m falling, flying
Or tumbling in turmoil I say
Oh so this is what she means
Going through my head on repeat.
I’ve said it before and I will say it every time you use it in your blog. I fucking love this album.
re: getting sick in new hotel rooms/new cities
you need to start being the guy that always wears latex gloves and a face mask wherever he goes. before it was the gig of the guy who was allergic to air or something, but i think you can pull it off with moderate success.
Im sure…whichever way you yawn…you make it look good.
Yes, open mouth with hand over.
Isn’t there an urban legend that something bad will happen to you if you keep your mouth closed while yawning, similar to how you should never keep your mouth closed while sneezing? Something about your eye balls popping out or something…
Use my trick! Turn head slightly to one side, cover mouth with back of hand (almost like you are putting your knuckles in your mouth) and you just look like you are in deep thought. Very good for bad dates…